Sunday, June 18, 2006

Nice snatch of overheard conversation from a barbecue taking place somewhere in the neighbourhood...

"When we was kids how many times did we get thrown out of our mams for being completely pissed out of our heads?"
"I didn't, I was too busy setting fire to stuff."
"Oh aye, too busy setting fire to some cunt's house...Get us another beer."

Football writers. There's no shortage at the moment, of course, given that tournament, all sharing their cliched views and opinions on what to do with little Mikey Owen. If only they all wrote like the genius that is Russell Brand, I'd read nuthin' else.

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