Thursday, October 09, 2008

Spam, spam, spam...

Some of the most creative writing right now is to be found in the subject heading of spam emails. A glance in the spam folder of my occasionally used Gmail account revealed the following classics:

Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong!

Change your size: from small pal to huge cannon

and my all-time favourite...

If you want your wrist to be noticed in a crowd

These people should write absolutely everything.

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