Friday, November 07, 2008

Last few days...

Have you seen those SCS sofa adverts? They appear to suggest that their ability to deliver the upholstered domestic goods you've paid 'em for is a major selling point, rather than just the least a customer would expect. "What? I give you several hundred pounds and you actually supply me with what I've paid for? By Christmas? How can I ever thank you enough? I thought you'd just keep the money and never let me have the sofa. After all, Martin Kemp works for you and he used to be a Kray twin, di'n't he, so I was happy to let you keep the wedge, no questions asked..."

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