Last few days...

Have you seen those SCS sofa adverts? They appear to suggest that their ability to deliver the upholstered domestic goods you've paid 'em for is a major selling point, rather than just the least a customer would expect. "What? I give you several hundred pounds and you actually supply me with what I've paid for? By Christmas? How can I ever thank you enough? I thought you'd just keep the money and never let me have the sofa. After all, Martin Kemp works for you and he used to be a Kray twin, di'n't he, so I was happy to let you keep the wedge, no questions asked..."