Fur enough...

Nigella Lawson is a little misguided in her fur-wearing views. "I feel going into a shop and buying a fur coat would be an act of weakness but if I could go out into the woods and kill a bear myself, I would then wear it proudly as a trophy," she told housewives' favourite Adrian Chiles, who at least tried to save his guest's skin. "You wouldn't want to do that, you're a nice lady who makes chocolate puddings, why would you want to go out killing bears for something to wear?" Yet the get-out clause was not heeded. "If you're in nature and it's either you go or the bear goes...," went on the whittering human pudding. Ho hum, you animal killer, I've gone right off your buns. The picture on the right of the lovely Agy Deyn demonstrates that bear-killing ain't necessary as fake fur will more than suffice if you're after keeping warm. On the subject of Ms Deyn, her legs are always covered in an abundance of bruises. Maybe she has to tussle with factory workers to get hold of the necessary modacrylic and acrylic polymers to wrap her up. Or she's getting her shins kicked by her fellow catwalkers.