Thursday, October 07, 2004

There was an appalling amount of road kill on the way in this morning. A fox, a badger, several hedgehogs and, worst of all, a deer. How f**king marvellous then that warnings have gone out to drivers today reminding that thousands of deer are killed or injured on the UK's roads every year, with 10 motorists dying in crashes involving deer. Frankly, I don't think we should be giving a damn about the millions of pounds worth of damage being done to vehicles but let's start swerving out of the way to give the deer a chance. Hilarious quote, though, by the deer commission:

"Whether or not the rutting behaviour of deer is a factor, it's probably not one we can do anything about..."

See, they didn't die in vain.

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