Monday, January 24, 2005

A victory, then, for party people everywhere. Someone here reckons that Bez winning Celeb Big Brother makes a mockery of the programme. The programme is a mockery, it doesn't need any help from Madchester's finest. I'd love to see Shaun Ryder's phone bill - he was obviously very busy between Rennies on Saturday night - but Mr Bez's £60k should help pay that off and there'll be a few quid left for celebratory party snacks. Heard Bez on the radio claiming he wasn't a role model for anybody this morning. If only he'd told the chemical generation that before he launched into his maraca shaking monkey dance, they could've saved a lot of money rehydrating themselves.

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