Thursday, February 03, 2005

By 3.30pm the toilet floor at work is awash with dozens of green paper towels and the place looks very unhygienic. Which is probably why the cleaners get in early. When I head for my end-of-day water passing ceremony they're usually in there ahead of me. Often, they'll block entry by propping a sign across the door. But on several occassions they have gone about their business as I have stood at a urinal. This can be very off-putting. But I fear that one day I will find it arousing and, to spare my blushes as I am not ready for all this unisex action, will be unable to move away from the urinal until the cleaners have departed several hours and dozens of green paper towels later.

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