>>>>>Killing Time<<<<<

This is where the excitement starts. For you, that is. It started for me a few weeks ago. I have a play on at Hull Truck in June. Naturally, because of the nature of the venue, it is about rugby, mining, fishing, weightlifting, wrestling and Hessle Road. Well, one of the above anyway. The bad news for you is that, over the coming weeks, you will have to read about my efforts to redraft it and turn it into theatrical magic. All hail the three-handed play. Feel free to wish me good luck in the comments boxes, or simply ask, "but is it art?" 'Former theatre critic falls on his arse' headlines beckon.