Pitch invasion...

If Hull City are after a new talisman as they head into the business end of the season, they need look no further than me. Just a couple of hours before tonight's victory over Burnley, I was reprimanded for walking on the rather nicely coiffured pitch (I was there for a photocall). As I headed diagonally across one corner of the field, there was a loud shout from the far side of the pitch. "Get off!" By which point, my journey forwards was equidistant to my journey back. So I just kept walking. An extremely popular move with the ground staff that I like to think helped the victory. Of course, if it had been a Hull FC game I wouldn't have dreamed of walking on the pitch.