Barton wedding...

Went to Lozman and Dee's wedding in Barton-upon-Humber. Naturally, we'd done no planning in advance of jumping in the car so when we arrived in the town with about ten minutes to spare we had no clue where St Augustine Webster Catholic Church was. So we asked a pair of Cornish pasty weilding pedestrians.

"Can you tell us where the Catholic church is?"

"We're not from round here," they replied, with a hint of menace. "We're only here to deliver bad news to people."

We didn't have time - nor want - to hang about to find out what that bad news may be. But we did spend the afternoon slightly puzzled and a little bit disturbed.