I dunno...

"Where does it come from? It must be great to be able to create a play from nothing! Where, where, oh where does it come from?"

I was asked this question tonight. What a frightening question. I do not know the answer. And I was unable to proffer even the hint of an answer in case whatever weird wytchcraft I find myself occasionally dabbling in decided to up and leave me right there and then. Which no doubt left me appearing to be a tad aloof and pretentious.