Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Has immigration led to ticket giveaway?

So, Hull FC are giving tickets away. Which is good for the poor people amongst us but demonstrates how far the club have fallen from grace. They should, by now, be top four regulars in Super League. But they've lumbered from one disaster to the next. It's not good enough to write off a season in the hope that all will come good next year when the team is overhauled. Because it's an embarrassment and an insult to those that follow the club. Castrate Richard Agar, behead the players, sack the board etc.

Great website for the anti-Daily Mailers amongst us and/or Daily Mail headline writers, whose work can now be done at the click of a button. The Daily Mail-o-matic produces glorious results such as COULD GAYS DEFRAUD THE ROYAL FAMILY? and HAS THE INTERNET MADE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT? I love Chris Applegate's rationale for the way he has made his random headline generator go about its business: "I was going to give the generator a sophisticated grammar for more varied sentences, until I realised the Mail’s grammar is nearly always the same." Give it a whirl here.

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