Friday, February 05, 2010

Customer survey...

Two cinema tickets in my mouth. Frantically rummaging around in each pocket to find the third. A job made somewhat more difficult by the nachos, jalapeno peppers, cheese sauce and salsa balancing in the hand that isn't rummaging. The film has already started. We are edging closer to the stub-ripper when I'm approached by a man dressed from head to toe in black. "I wonder if you'd take part in our customer survey?" It's a good job I didn't - I would only have had bad things to say about this multiplex. "Let me think," I said, "No, I can't be bothered. Goodbye." He didn't approach me when we exited a couple of hours later.

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