It's a dog's afterlife...

Observed a gent walking his dog through a graveyard. The pooch was intent on trampling over the graves and, well, at least this is how it looked, the dog appeared to be offloading its bowels atop a few of them. I don't think that's what they would have wanted. And the dog owner made no attempt to stop this foul-smelling desecration. Most irresponsible. So, should I make it into that particular graveyard, I would like my epitaph to read Don't Let Your Dog Shit Here. Or similar.