Que?...

Well, Georgina is holding her head up high and doing the right thing, I see. Did you see the front page of today's The Sun? Brand yelled 'Que' in bed went the headline. Brand was a "disappointment" in bed, apparently. Doing an impersonation of Manuel would, one assumes, somewhat hamper sexual performance. Brand, says the Satanic Slut, "makes you shower five times a day and use mouthwash before you kiss him.” Deary me. Can we get her sacked or suspended or encourage her to resign from public life? Incidentally, today I'm coming in seventh on Google for Voluptua and welcome new readers, even though they're probably bouncing straight out of here!

I do have a solution for the BBC's latest conundrum - Russell Brand for the next Dr Who!