Scene Hull branch of LloydsTSB. It is mid-morning and Killing Time walks in at exactly the wrong time.
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: Why don't they have more staff on?
TRACKSUITED CRONE: Don't you watch the news? They're in trouble.
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: I'd heard the Chairman's in trouble.
TRACKSUITED CRONE : Yes. That's it.
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: And did you hear about that foreigner?
TRACKSUITED CRONE : The immigrant one?
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: The immigrant one, yes. He wants a house.
TRACKSUITED CRONE : He wants two houses.
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: Two houses, that's the one. Wants two houses for him and his family. And he's an immigrant. And he's on benefits.
TRACKSUITED CRONE: It's a sick world.
WRINKLY OLD WOMAN: It is a sick world.
3 comments:
It's expressions like 'Tracksuited Crone' that make you the professional that you are.
Erm...quite. Thanks. I think.
I bet it was a Hull KR tracksuit.
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