The Queen came to Hull today. As is the norm for such state visits, the city was spruced up in readiness for mad Lizzy. She arrived in Hull on the Royal Train and the station masters had gone crazy with the red, white and blue bunting. All access chambers and manholes also underwent the mandatory sealing that accompanies the monarch's every move. I didn't go and see her. It would have been hard not to spit.
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You want to watch yourself taking photos like that. Look what happened to this guy...
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1127703951/bctid5172505001
Erm. Before they come and get me and take my DNA and fingerprints, can I point out that, like Mr Clarke, "I've never been involved in terrorism and never would be involved in terrorism". The evidence clearly suggests otherwise though. It's a fair, although Human Rights violating, cop.
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