Who polices the police???

Who indeed.* Nobody in their right mind would expect Her Majesty's Chief Inspector of Constabulary's review of the G20 policing - ordered by Paul Stephenson - to uncover anything resembling the truth. Heck, they've already attempted a cover up. But at least we can look forward to some of those 'bad' police taking early retirement as justice is corrupted and perverted in the manner we're accustomed to. I'm already looking forward to David Peace's novel on these unfurling and underhand events 30 years from now.

What the papers say...

*Bystanders with mobile phones and cameras. Surely a ban on the use of these devices is imminent?

Limpix...

Britain: David Beckham, a double-decker bus, Leona Lewis, Jimmy Page and Boris Johnson. Apparently. Yes, the medal haul was impressive. But I fear for the 2012 opening ceremony. Which will undoubtedly feature McFly and Will Young in some capacity, a bunch of Morris dancers and several thousand tubby majorettes. I'll miss the Olympics - can't remember ever being so interested in them as I have been this year, give or take some adolescent dreaming about Nadia Komaneci. Well done China. Free Tibet!