Shameless...

I was in a Hull public house last night. There were three customers in and they were all watching that great destroyer of drinking time conversation - a television. Shameless was on and all eyes were on Frank Gallagher's clan. The ad break came and a woman in the pub took the opportunity to make a call on her mobile and got into a rather complex conversation that involved giving directions to someone. The conversation continued as Shameless returned to the screen and, as the woman was listening to whoever it was on the other end of her mobile, one of those full-on slightly brutal and incredibly noisy Shameless sex scenes began. It was very, very noisy. The woman on the phone was obviously asked what the hell was going on. "I'm in the pub...no, no, seriously, I'm in the pub.....that? That's the television...Yes it is...No I'm not...I'm not!"