My favourite spam subject headings...

Don't be constrained by small size
Shock her with this
Doctors use this too
Quit being flaccid when it counts
Schwarzenegger has been boosting his muscles during 10 years. Want to do it quickly?
Even Obama uses this
Turn your grass snake into a python
Nng?

Spam, spam, spam...

Some of the most creative writing right now is to be found in the subject heading of spam emails. A glance in the spam folder of my occasionally used Gmail account revealed the following classics:

Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong!

Change your size: from small pal to huge cannon

and my all-time favourite...

If you want your wrist to be noticed in a crowd

These people should write absolutely everything.